No, not those kinds of syringes ya fucking Sallie! What kind of site do you think I’m running here? These are full of terps and other goodies.
I mean, seriously, Soc up dude! Get up and take a hit off this. Good right? Now quit chocking, Soc Up and take another!
Tap into your creative side you keep locked away! That’s right, I’m talking about using that sauce and crumble to make some bowl art ya fuckers!
It’s Moonrocks. It’s a Preroll. It’s a MoonRoll and after a few puffs, that’s exactly where we are rolling!
Oh yes, we are adventuring…kinda. After all the shit we’re about to do, it may feel like an adventure. Check out what we’re up to in the new “Stories” feature!
It’s Thursday Midday, from my desk!!!!!!!!! Get it? It’s like a Saturday Night….you know what, forget it…..