What up silly Sallies, it’s me again. Are you tired of me yet? I hope not because I love you guys! That’s cool if you are though. We aren’t suppose to all get along you know. I mean, if there was nothing wrong then shit, there would be nothing right then would it? Exactly, so it’s okay to have differences. It’s when you start pretending and acting that shit starts getting weird and that’s not okay. Any who, did you see that headline? You wanna know the awesome part of going to the moon? We don’t need a fucking space ship like that NASA fucks, oh no. Bud, I got the perfect thing and I found it a couple weeks ago when I was out and about at one of our local shops that I usually stop in a few times. While I didn’t pick it up then, I made it my mission to try it on our 4/20 Holidaze Adveture that we kinda sorta streamed live. Let me shut up and go talk about these things.
We’ve talked about a lot of things that fit your smoking lifestyle from MoonRocks, Asteroids and now, I think these will be no different. In fact, these little guys are like putting those Moonrocks in a pre-roll. Now enter, the MoonRoll. Packed into this little rolled up, slice of heaven, we got some CBD-Rich Hemp, lathered in about 300MG of Delta-8 and then rolled in CBG Hash. FUCKKKKKKK if that just doesn’t sound like a good time. Actually, it sounds like couch-lock waiting to happen. We found that out the hard way when we took them to the face. We had a few strains on hand – Banana Kush and Sour Pebbles. Both Hybrid strains however with the mixture we had going on then you add in the CBG, phew, you’re going to be slumped.
I’m not complaining though by any means. The Banana Kush actually came in handy, especially with that CBG. We actually had a seizure this past weekend after 4/20 and the only thing we had on hand at the time was the last Moonroll. I decided to smoke it to help ease the shit that comes with seizures. You know, the nausea, vomiting, head pains not headaches and so on. It knocked me right out which is what I was looking for. I was struck at the fact I had a seizure first and foremost but I have learned that they will come at times when you least expect them so just be prepared. What better time to try out a Moonroll, right? While I really wouldn’t encourage any of my Epilepsy readers to keep these or go out looking for these for that reason, it did help. The CBG is what you would want though. CBG has been known to help with inflammation and pain.
Seizures aside, These were amazing. I wanted to add that little story in there because it’s me, I love sharing. I absolutely enjoyed them but these would be an end of the day smoke. Maybe if I knew I didn’t have shit to do, I’d spark it up as well and just enjoy my day. Hell, who am I kidding? I’m going to enjoy these anyway, night or day. But seriously, for future references guys, end of the day smoke right here. I know that’s confusing to hear when you can get Hyrbids, Indica and Sativa varietals but I’m going out on a limb here and saying those are for you to use a guide. Combining everything else like the D* and CBG Hash, you’re not moving. Even off the Sativa blends, you’re getting a couch-lock and maybe even a nap in. After trying all three types, I can safely say this. Still, I’m not complaining, these will have a home in one of my kits I’m sure.
There it is guys! If you have ever tried MoonRocks, you’ll love these. To me, these are a continuation on those or even a “portable” version if you wanna say that I guess. You can find these little bundles of joy at the best Hemp store in the Triangle of course! The Hemp Company keeps these in stock for you guys and many other things that may peak your interest or you wanna try. I listed the strains available for you guys next to some more great reads. Remember those Harbor City Hemp tinctures and Cartridges we love so much? They have them! They even started offering a D8 Seltzer which is awesome! I’m dropping a new post on that soon so make sure you’re subscribed so you won’t miss out on it! Check out their page on IG and give them a follow so you’ll know when they get new stuff in too! Alright guys, go grab a MoonRoll and see what space is like! Drop a comment below and tell me how you liked it. Thanks for reading ya jokers! As always stay safe, stay medicated and relax, it’s natural! I love you ya silly sallies!
More Strains & Reads!
I mentioned earlier about the various strains you can get in those MoonRolls from The Hemp Company. I wanted to mention them here real quick before you moved onto another good read or just checked out their store altogether.
- Blue Raspberry
- Sour Pebbles
- Strawberry Mimosa
- Banana Kush
- Skywalker OG
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